Good old fruit isn't good enough, we need to inject it and wrap it in plastic.
Check out these amazing skulls carved by Dimitry Tsikalov! I appreciate the craftsmanship but mourn the morbid loss of such a juicy-looking watermelon.
It's blue raspberry flavored! No one wants an apple that tastes like apple do they?
Moar movin' pitchers!
The most advanced ancient civilization on the planet was really just a bunch of fruits.
It really is a wonderful machine.
I like my snacks with big, snappy claws!