I wish someone would make me breakfast at the office.
Have you ever seen a pie more beautiful? Hang on, there's something in my eye.
Perfect for babies!
You, sir, had the coolest grandfather! I wish someone had made these for me when I was a kid.
How many digits did you fit into your pie? Not including your fingers when you ate it with your hands like a barbarian, that is.
Precision is so delicious.
What's wrong with an apple tasting like an apple? Get away from me, off-brand Grape Ape. I'm not falling for your cool-surfer-dude vibe.
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