An apple is an apple is an apple. This one just makes you talk funny.
I don't know about that vent. I anticipate some overheating. Don't burn your mouth.
That's pretty punny!
What existential struggles does an apple have? Will you be eaten? Yes you will. Let me put your worries to rest.
I know you're excited about Shirley MacLaine joining the cast of "Downton Abbey" but let's be reasonable.
Would this be considered the opposite of the tree of life?
Does your apple and peanut butter resemble a late night talk show host? No? I didn't think so.
So many celebs, so little time.
Here you go, kiddo! Don't let your dog get to that one.
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