Granny Smith Didn't Think of That

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An apple is an apple is an apple. This one just makes you talk funny.

Apple Pie

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Apple Pie
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I don't know about that vent. I anticipate some overheating. Don't burn your mouth.

That's pretty punny!

Ponderous Fruit

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Ponderous Fruit
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What existential struggles does an apple have? Will you be eaten? Yes you will. Let me put your worries to rest.

Calm Down, Fruit Man

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I know you're excited about Shirley MacLaine joining the cast of "Downton Abbey" but let's be reasonable.

Tree of Rot

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Tree of Rot
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Would this be considered the opposite of the tree of life?

Conan O'Brien Snack

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Conan O'Brien Snack
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Does your apple and peanut butter resemble a late night talk show host? No? I didn't think so.

So many celebs, so little time.

U Mad Bro?

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U Mad Bro?
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Here you go, kiddo! Don't let your dog get to that one.