Inb4 SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!

When all you need in this world is a damn glass of wine and you have no opener, the universe is a cruel cruel place.

It's a scary story, you may not like it.

Cleanup on aisle muffin!

Shut your terrifying blue mouth and stop trying to roofie me.

Grandma, make me a chow mein sweater?

Black magic! I wonder how much free food he gets by distracting the employees?