It's hard out there for a melon.

Be sure to catch the season premiere of Awkward on 6/28 at 10:30/9:30c on MTV. Go to awkward.memebase.com and caption all the great Awkward characters!

Happy birthday! Here's a terrible monster!

That's a cold move, bro.

Okay so you ran out of mayonnaise and ham, you can still have a sandwich.

Ooooh fish, you looking so fine today.

You're a klutz but I love shrimp. Gimme!