The couch needs a little more time to cook, but it should be pillowy soft in no time.

Such a friendly forest NOM. I will kill him quickly to spare him the pain. Pass the butter?

Poor Walter Jr. The only thing he ever gets to have an input on is breakfast. Let the boy at least choose his own car!

I can't think of a beverage in which I would enjoy an ice cube and then later a watered down whatever-it-was with a strawberry floating in it. Champagne is no place for ice, and a daiquiri would pulverize it. USELESS!

I think many of us can agree that ultrasounds have gotten way too accurate and way too creepy. I think ALL of us can agree that this cake is a crime against humanity. This aggression will not stand, man.

When you least expect it.

Look, I'm not saying that chicken and sweet things can't go together, and I love a good peanut sauce, but using a chicken bone as a stick for a meat pop with peanut butter and jelly smeared on it is about as gross as you can get.