Usually sushi messes me up at the other end.

Robbing the good people of England of their precious CHIPS!!!

I will hug you and love you and squeeze you and eat your head!

That awkward moment when you're starving for a snack and the fridge is bare.

This breading of cats has gotten way out of hand!

Well at least the prawns in the tray are cooked to tender perfection. You're ruining that shrimp, man.

Oh did you squeeze some bottles of concentrate into those big ol' jugs with your own two hands?