But how do they keep a carbonated beverage from bursting the seams?

It was thoughtful to shove a bottle up there before birth I suppose. Don't want the little bugger to emerge hungry.

Your mustachio, sir, it brings all the girls to the yard.

That's a better use of McDonald's anyway.

Cookie has no glucose/simple carb based friends. Such a lonely existence.

Tube-shaped meat is the next frontier of messaging media.

Do I really have to call someone? I mean, he fits right on my plate!