How could you not have a good night's sleep in such a sweet moon bed? Sure, it's probably a kid's bed, but I want a giant one around my queen sized bed.
To his knees to clean fingerprints off the coffee table.
It's carved out of wood, it looks like poo, and it probably weighs about 300 pounds. What's not to love?
Maybe not for the nursery? Perhaps? Let's keep that in Daddy's den, shall we?
"Captain! We're capsized! I've lashed myself to the wheel but it's pointing straight up at the sky! I don't know if we'll get out of this pink floral sea alive!"
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It's like someone left a solitary marshmallow to rot in the woods and some industrious fungus Smurfs moved in.
I've been looking for a way to "antique" the paint on my walls. This should bash them up just right.
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