I'll just throw it all on the fire, that should get things going.
Just one spark from a faulty circuit in that dishwasher and WOOSH up in flames! Check your wiring, woodsman!
Am I drunk? I keep bumping into walls. Oh god my vertigo.
To his knees to clean fingerprints off the coffee table.
Look, we all overlooked your difference in chemical composition for long enough. It's just not going to work out. You need to find a new place to live.
It's a bonus chair post, y'all! This chair within a chair within a chair could seat your entire extended family. Even the ones who haven't been born yet. Oops, did the thought just get you pregnant?
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