Imagine what could happen if bees took up carpentry. They'd make the most awesome furniture!
Am I drunk? I keep bumping into walls. Oh god my vertigo.
Zombies don't know how to start forest fires do they? Let's just hope none of them are smokers and we can ride this out.
Oh since my baby left me, I've found a new place to dwell, under the old dead oak tree it's a... walless, drafty fire hazard?
Just one spark from a faulty circuit in that dishwasher and WOOSH up in flames! Check your wiring, woodsman!
It's like someone left a solitary marshmallow to rot in the woods and some industrious fungus Smurfs moved in.
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