When all you've got to work with is one big empty space, just build a couple extra rooms into it!

I just want to sand down those 2-by-4s so so badly. There is no way to avoid massive splinters from all this unfinished wood.

Now instead of thumb injuries you can develop a nasty case of full on carpal tunnel.

But honey, we still need a second turret and a kitchen renovation!

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Lair of the wood spider, or possibly an in-home mausoleum. Cheery and hypnotic!

Look, we all overlooked your difference in chemical composition for long enough. It's just not going to work out. You need to find a new place to live.

I half expected these little cubbies to be full of hay and little baby chicks. That would be a sweet way to teach kids how to care for animals, make them share a bed with them.