If a woodchuck could lay hardwood?
I say burn the end table first, then start on the wood in the rack.
Look, we all overlooked your difference in chemical composition for long enough. It's just not going to work out. You need to find a new place to live.
Just one spark from a faulty circuit in that dishwasher and WOOSH up in flames! Check your wiring, woodsman!
But honey, we still need a second turret and a kitchen renovation!
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