Smokehouse Blues

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Smokehouse Blues
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Oh since my baby left me, I've found a new place to dwell, under the old dead oak tree it's a... walless, drafty fire hazard?

Desonstructed Fire

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Desonstructed Fire
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I say burn the end table first, then start on the wood in the rack.

Stay Put!

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Stay Put!
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I'm always afraid my coffee table is going to turn into a puddle of liquid and escape.

Floral + Nautical = Flautical?

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Floral + Nautical = Flautical?
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"Captain! We're capsized! I've lashed myself to the wheel but it's pointing straight up at the sky! I don't know if we'll get out of this pink floral sea alive!"

(Thanks to our submitter for the awesome title and commentary. You guys make my job so easy!)

Moose Head Chair

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Moose Head Chair
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I don't see moose head here so much as chestnut hull, knee basher, sea urchin, wall scraper. Comfy.

Come Closer

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Come Closer
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Lair of the wood spider, or possibly an in-home mausoleum. Cheery and hypnotic!