How could you not have a good night's sleep in such a sweet moon bed? Sure, it's probably a kid's bed, but I want a giant one around my queen sized bed.
"Captain! We're capsized! I've lashed myself to the wheel but it's pointing straight up at the sky! I don't know if we'll get out of this pink floral sea alive!"
(Thanks to our submitter for the awesome title and commentary. You guys make my job so easy!)