Desonstructed Fire

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fire,fireplace,wood
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I say burn the end table first, then start on the wood in the rack.

Stormtrooper Patio Chair

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best of the week,chair,outdoor,patio,stormtrooper,wood
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Who needs a boring ol' Adirondak chair in the yard when you could combine forces with an ineffectual sentry!

Why is This Kindling Bundled So Securely?

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chair,felt,roll,wood
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I'll just throw it all on the fire, that should get things going.

Floral + Nautical = Flautical?

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floral,nautical,ornate,pink,wood
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"Captain! We're capsized! I've lashed myself to the wheel but it's pointing straight up at the sky! I don't know if we'll get out of this pink floral sea alive!"

(Thanks to our submitter for the awesome title and commentary. You guys make my job so easy!)

The Walls are Too Pristine

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bench,indoors,rope,swing,wood
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I've been looking for a way to "antique" the paint on my walls. This should bash them up just right.

Your Pocket Change is Mine, All Mine!

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cells,chair,grid,holes,wood
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Also great if you want your ass to look like a Belgian waffle.

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