Acrophobic Shock Treatment

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Acrophobic Shock Treatment
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Sure I can cure your fear of heights, just go through this door, down the stairs and back in. Either cured or dead.

Zig and Zag

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Zig and Zag
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Getting upstairs is just too much work. I'll stay down here.

Indoor Guard House

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Indoor Guard House
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Okay so you don't live in a castle. You can at least build a little part of a castle inside for role playing purposes.

Chairturday: Chicken Visitor

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Chairturday: Chicken Visitor
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It's nice of you to visit chair now that he's been banished to under the stairs, chicken. Now come back inside, we need to start cooking you.

Steady Now

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Steady Now
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You better be alert, and sober, and barefoot to tackle these stairs. One too many glasses of wine or a pair of heels and you're doomed.

Your Daily Bookcase: Stairway to Heaven

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Your Daily Bookcase: Stairway to Heaven
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What could possibly be better than a whole wall of books? How about two stories worth of books? I'll never come down!

Dursleys: The Later Years

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Dursleys: The Later Years
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The only way they could numb themselves to the pain of Harry's memory was to drink it away.