Sure I can cure your fear of heights, just go through this door, down the stairs and back in. Either cured or dead.
Getting upstairs is just too much work. I'll stay down here.
Okay so you don't live in a castle. You can at least build a little part of a castle inside for role playing purposes.
It's nice of you to visit chair now that he's been banished to under the stairs, chicken. Now come back inside, we need to start cooking you.
You better be alert, and sober, and barefoot to tackle these stairs. One too many glasses of wine or a pair of heels and you're doomed.
What could possibly be better than a whole wall of books? How about two stories worth of books? I'll never come down!
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