This is a late night, mid-'90s disaster!
And you thought just making your kids go to their room was harsh. There better be a bathroom up there.
You must be wide awake, sure footed, and on top of your game before you can even head downstairs in the morning.
Okay so you don't live in a castle. You can at least build a little part of a castle inside for role playing purposes.
It's nice to see that dad enjoys his morning commute to work.
I always wanted to be a tiny elf who could use books as stairs and drink tea out of acorn tops and such. Maybe I'll just paint my staircase.
As my staircase keeps rolling along!
I think M. C. Escher would approve.