Is this a turret with a pool in it? Is it possible to have a castle with a magical water tower? I'm in.

This is why it's a good idea to always read signs on doors. Just to be careful.

My subjects may entertain me from the bench.

What more do you need in a bedroom than a bed, really? All you're really gonna do in there is sleep.

How can you be expected to impress anyone with your awesome library if it's so tall they can't even see it?

Let's just convert this to a twisty slide and call it good.

It's like the Winchester Mystery House on a budget!