Sir, are you in need of any assistance? Please don't hurt yourself.
Sure I can cure your fear of heights, just go through this door, down the stairs and back in. Either cured or dead.
I know a few crazy insane fools who run stairs for fun and exercise. Even if they played my favorite song as I went up and down I still don't think I could handle it.
That first step's a doozy.
You better be alert, and sober, and barefoot to tackle these stairs. One too many glasses of wine or a pair of heels and you're doomed.
What more do you need in a bedroom than a bed, really? All you're really gonna do in there is sleep.
You must be wide awake, sure footed, and on top of your game before you can even head downstairs in the morning.
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