Getting upstairs is just too much work. I'll stay down here.

A sure-fire way to keep me from ever seeing what's upstairs.

Hope you're wearing your space helmet and space pants! Oh, please take your shoes off, thanks!

That's what I call a carefully curated selection! If you could only choose a couple dozen books to keep, what would be at the top of your list?

It's nice of the architects to offer you a quick exit I guess.

And here is where we draw the pentagram every evening to give praise to our dark lord and enjoy a nice fire.

Honestly, one of my favorite things about these cliffside homes is that you will always be in great shape from taking those stairs all the time! Built-in workout!