This is what happens when you don't stop your kids from writing on the walls.
Okay no it's not, it's actually the home of a crazy person.
This table would look great in my 8th grade best friend's bedroom where we painted her white walls with squirt guns filled with primary colored paint. It was not a classy look, but it was 1991, what can you expect? If she had had an invisible table, I'm sure it would have ended up like this eventually.