Just Take the Stairs

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Just Take the Stairs
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Why don't you ever come to the door? Banging on the window with your forked tongue startles me every time!

Grape Menace

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Grape Menace
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It's a one-roofed, one-porched squatty purple people eater.

Inconsistent Stripes

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Inconsistent Stripes
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The difference in width of these haphazardly painted stripes are giving me a headache. Give me symmetry or give me death!

No Clear Surfaces

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No Clear Surfaces
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This is what happens when you don't stop your kids from writing on the walls.

Okay no it's not, it's actually the home of a crazy person.

For America!

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For America!
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Everyone please stand RIGHT HERE and look at my couch. Okay thanks for coming over, bye!