You really couldn't think of a different color scheme? A solid color? No? Did you lose a bet?
The kind they wouldn't even use in a second hand store.
The difference in width of these haphazardly painted stripes are giving me a headache. Give me symmetry or give me death!
I'd let a company advertise on my house but only if I get to approve the company and their graphic design department.
Sure they're weeds, but when you get enough of them together, they're spectacular weeds!
It's time to just give in and have a cheery day, damn it. You always win, kitchen!
Every night it's like a flock of fairies sing me to sleep. Ahhhh, soothing.
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