Getting Dressed is Too Complicated

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drawers,dresser,furniture,rubix cube
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Ugh I can never remember which pattern equals sweaters! It's getting cold out, stupid dresser for smart people!

Rhino Chair Beefs Up the Room

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chair,furniture,rhinocerous
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Just don't turn your back on him, he'll charge and I'll spill my manhattan.

Don't Get Your Head Stuck Between the Bars

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bed,chair,furniture,pod,rocker
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This thing is totally spring loaded to snap shut just as you fall asleep then it will roll you to an evil witch's secret lair. Seriously.

Light in a Corner

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chair,folding,furniture,lamp
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Great for small apartments with murphy beds. Just don't try to take it more than four feet from the wall.

Hot Seat

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chair,furniture,radiator
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That damn chair keeps me up all hours of the night. Hisssssss, ping, clank, clank, bong, ping!