Ugh I can never remember which pattern equals sweaters! It's getting cold out, stupid dresser for smart people!

Just don't turn your back on him, he'll charge and I'll spill my manhattan.

This thing is totally spring loaded to snap shut just as you fall asleep then it will roll you to an evil witch's secret lair. Seriously.

Great for small apartments with murphy beds. Just don't try to take it more than four feet from the wall.

That damn chair keeps me up all hours of the night. Hisssssss, ping, clank, clank, bong, ping!