How Can I Trip My Husband Tonight?

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How Can I Trip My Husband Tonight?
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Last night it was just the lamp on its own, it's so effective at being completely invisible in the dark. Let's test that catlike dexterity!

Rhino Chair Beefs Up the Room

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Rhino Chair Beefs Up the Room
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Just don't turn your back on him, he'll charge and I'll spill my manhattan.

Pray For no Floods

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Pray For no Floods
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Cardboard furniture would have been perfect in college. People would draw naughty things all over it and we could get in furniture fights without any trips to the hospital.

Why Read Books When You Can Read Furniture?

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Why Read Books When You Can Read Furniture?
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Baby steps folks. First we read the case, then we fill it with real reading material.

Where Puzzles Go to Die

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Where Puzzles Go to Die
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This is made of every missing piece from every puzzle you've tried in vain to complete when you rent a cabin at the beach or in the mountains. Built on frustration and defeat.

Sit With Your Library

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Sit With Your Library
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As a kid I always imagined having a dedicated space in my giant house just for reading and books. Of course I would buy this giant dream house with the millions I would earn working in the crayon factory I saw on an episode of "Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood".

Insubstantial Furniture

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Insubstantial Furniture
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I'm more into the idea of a chair than the actual chair, you know?