Just like being at Niagra but far more comfortable and you don't have to wear those gross rubber raincoats.

I'll prune up and wither away before I'll get out of this glorious tub. You can't make me!

Got too much crap sitting around? Just bundle it into new furniture! Genius! Never throw anything away ever again!

Honey, go build a new one while I finish diner, will you?

I hope you like wine and Intervention, elephant, because if we're gonna be spending a lot of time together in front of the TV you've gotta get used to it.

What a coincidence! I also have a church front hidden indoors behind roll-up furniture store doors! We must be soul mates!

I'd like to fit all these pieces together so that they face away from each other. Let's practice not speaking to one another.