Sisteen Pounds of Fragile, Scary Living Room

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Sisteen Pounds of Fragile, Scary Living Room
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I don't think I could resist the temptation to go all She-Hulk on my furniture at the slightest provocation. So powerful!

Pray For no Floods

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Pray For no Floods
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Cardboard furniture would have been perfect in college. People would draw naughty things all over it and we could get in furniture fights without any trips to the hospital.

Comfy Love Triangle

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Comfy Love Triangle
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I know this whole debacle is supposed to be so awkward and all but really, I'm just glad you're happy and I'm glad we finally have a chance to use this crazy chair.

Sit With Your Library

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Sit With Your Library
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As a kid I always imagined having a dedicated space in my giant house just for reading and books. Of course I would buy this giant dream house with the millions I would earn working in the crayon factory I saw on an episode of "Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood".

Have a Seat, You Look All Clammy

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Have a Seat, You Look All Clammy
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There must be SOME way I can incorporate this into a gown for drag night!

Spell Chair, Build Chair

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Spell Chair, Build Chair
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Be careful, if your kids don't know how to read yet, you're going to end up with some awful furniture and maybe some accidental creative swear words.

Don't Make Yourself at Home

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Don't Make Yourself at Home
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Nice to see you, thanks for stopping by, see you!