Why Read Books When You Can Read Furniture?

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Why Read Books When You Can Read Furniture?
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Baby steps folks. First we read the case, then we fill it with real reading material.

For Sale: Church Façade, Slightly Used.

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For Sale: Church Façade, Slightly Used.
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What a coincidence! I also have a church front hidden indoors behind roll-up furniture store doors! We must be soul mates!

Have a Seat, You Look All Clammy

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Have a Seat, You Look All Clammy
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There must be SOME way I can incorporate this into a gown for drag night!

Insubstantial Furniture

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Insubstantial Furniture
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I'm more into the idea of a chair than the actual chair, you know?

On the Go

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On the Go
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I'd love to be able to just pack up all my stuff inside my furniture and stack it up on an ocean liner for a voyage.

Spell Chair, Build Chair

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Spell Chair, Build Chair
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Be careful, if your kids don't know how to read yet, you're going to end up with some awful furniture and maybe some accidental creative swear words.

Just Sink In

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Just Sink In
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I'll prune up and wither away before I'll get out of this glorious tub. You can't make me!