Honey, go build a new one while I finish diner, will you?
Spelling out "yoga" in chairs is like getting a tattoo that says "I don't even OWN a television!" SHUT UP!
That damn chair keeps me up all hours of the night. Hisssssss, ping, clank, clank, bong, ping!
Are those drawers full of even more knees? Perhaps you're branching out and getting a few elbows and thumb joints?
Living in a house carved of chocolate sounds like a melty, slippery, sticky, queasy-making dream. I'm willing to take one for the team and give it the old college try.
What a coincidence! I also have a church front hidden indoors behind roll-up furniture store doors! We must be soul mates!
I hope you like wine and Intervention, elephant, because if we're gonna be spending a lot of time together in front of the TV you've gotta get used to it.
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