I know this whole debacle is supposed to be so awkward and all but really, I'm just glad you're happy and I'm glad we finally have a chance to use this crazy chair.
Honey, go build a new one while I finish diner, will you?
I'm more into the idea of a chair than the actual chair, you know?
Last night it was just the lamp on its own, it's so effective at being completely invisible in the dark. Let's test that catlike dexterity!
That damn chair keeps me up all hours of the night. Hisssssss, ping, clank, clank, bong, ping!
You know your food is bad when the table gets up from itself and walks away.
I hope you like wine and Intervention, elephant, because if we're gonna be spending a lot of time together in front of the TV you've gotta get used to it.
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