The Sofa Washed Away Again

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The Sofa Washed Away Again
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Honey, go build a new one while I finish diner, will you?

Typographic Chairs

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Typographic Chairs
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Spelling out "yoga" in chairs is like getting a tattoo that says "I don't even OWN a television!" SHUT UP!

Hot Seat

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Hot Seat
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That damn chair keeps me up all hours of the night. Hisssssss, ping, clank, clank, bong, ping!

Collecting Knees

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Collecting Knees
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Are those drawers full of even more knees? Perhaps you're branching out and getting a few elbows and thumb joints?

Chocolate Life

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Chocolate Life
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Living in a house carved of chocolate sounds like a melty, slippery, sticky, queasy-making dream. I'm willing to take one for the team and give it the old college try.

For Sale: Church Façade, Slightly Used.

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For Sale: Church Façade, Slightly Used.
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What a coincidence! I also have a church front hidden indoors behind roll-up furniture store doors! We must be soul mates!

Snuggle-phant

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Snuggle-phant
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I hope you like wine and Intervention, elephant, because if we're gonna be spending a lot of time together in front of the TV you've gotta get used to it.