The Sofa Washed Away Again

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The Sofa Washed Away Again
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Honey, go build a new one while I finish diner, will you?

How Can I Trip My Husband Tonight?

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How Can I Trip My Husband Tonight?
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Last night it was just the lamp on its own, it's so effective at being completely invisible in the dark. Let's test that catlike dexterity!

Don't Get Your Head Stuck Between the Bars

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Don't Get Your Head Stuck Between the Bars
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This thing is totally spring loaded to snap shut just as you fall asleep then it will roll you to an evil witch's secret lair. Seriously.

Table, Come Back!

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Table, Come Back! View Fullscreen
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You know your food is bad when the table gets up from itself and walks away.

Have a Seat, You Look All Clammy

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Have a Seat, You Look All Clammy
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There must be SOME way I can incorporate this into a gown for drag night!

Honeycomb Shelves

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Honeycomb Shelves
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Um, ExCUSE me, but bees did not build this awesome furniture just to put boring books in! It's clearly for my honey collection.

Comfy Love Triangle

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Comfy Love Triangle
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I know this whole debacle is supposed to be so awkward and all but really, I'm just glad you're happy and I'm glad we finally have a chance to use this crazy chair.