Insubstantial Furniture

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Insubstantial Furniture
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I'm more into the idea of a chair than the actual chair, you know?

Porker Couch

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Porker Couch
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Let's snuggle up, Mr. Piggie, Dancing With the Stars is on! Did you eat all my popcorn?

Hypnotic Folding Furniture

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I thought this was going to be boring. It is not boring. It is RIVETING. I want to move into a tiny apartment just so I have an excuse to install all sorts of this stuff.

Surreal Rocker

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Surreal Rocker
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It's like Salvador Dali and Jeff Koontz had a baby and realized they didn't have much time to design a nursery

Come Unto Me, Child

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Come Unto Me, Child
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Will Jesus chair grant me three wishes or bring me a new baseball glove? No? He'll only scare the ever loving crap out of me when I get up in the middle of the night? That will have to do.

Girly Set

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Girly Set
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Yes, because all women want is badly made furniture that looks like makeup. While you're at it can you make me a bed hat looks like an oven so I can feel like I'm in the kitchen?

Sit With Your Library

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Sit With Your Library
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As a kid I always imagined having a dedicated space in my giant house just for reading and books. Of course I would buy this giant dream house with the millions I would earn working in the crayon factory I saw on an episode of "Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood".