There are few things I enjoy as much as trimming my table with scissors and a ruler. Perfection!
Can I snap the pieces out and paint them and make a robot? No? I'm just supposed to sit here? This kit sucks!
That damn chair keeps me up all hours of the night. Hisssssss, ping, clank, clank, bong, ping!
Honey, go build a new one while I finish diner, will you?
Spelling out "yoga" in chairs is like getting a tattoo that says "I don't even OWN a television!" SHUT UP!
Too bad having this muscley dude around the house doesn't do any good when you want to flip the mattress or carry things up to the attic.
This is made of every missing piece from every puzzle you've tried in vain to complete when you rent a cabin at the beach or in the mountains. Built on frustration and defeat.
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