Chair enjoys a nice sunset at the beach. It's been a hard week, let's all take a deep, chair-like breath.
Shop Vac and Chair just had a deep talk. SV has decided that this relationship is just a little too one-sided with all this I-clean-the-dust-off-of-you-but-what-do-I-get. It's tough on Chair.
Look, we all overlooked your difference in chemical composition for long enough. It's just not going to work out. You need to find a new place to live.
If chair had just had a friend with him, maybe this catastrophe could have been avoided.
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