Someday they'll let Chair sit at the grownups' table. Someday.
Chair must have done something really bad this time. It takes a lot for the chain to come out. Just say you're sorry, Chair!
Sure we always went drinking down by the river in my day. We just weren't stupid enough to go swimming in the dark when we were drunk.
Chair, I hope you're wearing your seatbelt!
Look, we all overlooked your difference in chemical composition for long enough. It's just not going to work out. You need to find a new place to live.
They won't let him in the house because he can't fit through the door. Slim down, Chair!
Chair did something very bad, obviously. What do you think he did to deserve this heinous punishment?