Chairturday: Chair's Untimely Demise

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Clutching her beloved Raggedy Ann doll and whispering a tearful farewell, Chair stepped off the balcony. Neglected since the family got a new grill and upscale outdoor seating, Chair felt her days of usefulness were over. Thankfully the landlord righted her and gave her new life as patio seating.

Chairturday: Feeling a Bit Blue

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By Leif Swanson, www.UglyHousePhotos.com
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Shop Vac and Chair just had a deep talk. SV has decided that this relationship is just a little too one-sided with all this I-clean-the-dust-off-of-you-but-what-do-I-get. It's tough on Chair.

Chairturday: Contemplative Beach

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Chair enjoys a nice sunset at the beach. It's been a hard week, let's all take a deep, chair-like breath.

Chairturday: Chicken Visitor

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It's nice of you to visit chair now that he's been banished to under the stairs, chicken. Now come back inside, we need to start cooking you.

Chairturday: Frathouse Hazing

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By Leif Swanson, www.UglyHousePhotos.com
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In order to join the fraternal brotherhood, pledging chairs have to spend an entire night pretending to be patio furniture in the suburbs and not die of boredom. Few survive.