Sure, obvious joke is obvious, but it's also accurate!

With that much tile you can basically just shower wherever.

Honey, why do we let all these savages camp out in our bathroom?

It's always good to be prepared.

Imperfect says: "Bathroom comes with bonus planter, large enough to hold a tree. Planter is connected to indoor plumbing for easy watering. Enjoy nature while you brush your teeth and bathe in either of two cozy sinks."

To get to the bed you have to pass though the scalding jets to make sure you're not bringing any foreign bodies with you. Handy.

I'd turn into the pruniest prune who ever pruned if I ever spent any time here because I would never ever get out of the tub!