There's something very Gatsby about these creepy mirrors. Ever watchful, ever judgmental.
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Sure, obvious joke is obvious, but it's also accurate!
Do you trust this thing to be strong? Do you trust yourself?
We've considered building walls but it's just so charmingly rustic.
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