We've considered building walls but it's just so charmingly rustic.

Do you trust this thing to be strong? Do you trust yourself?

I've been searching everywhere for that all-important knee-level lighting.

This is how I imagine rich aging rockers decorate their lavish retirement villas.

Perhaps someone is having substance abuse issues and has been sleeping in the tub. It's easier to take if it looks more like a bed.

We know that you play video games on the toilet already anyway.

Problem solving, DIY style.