Do You Call it an Inhouse?

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Do You Call it an Inhouse?
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It's part of a house, and indoors (Oooh West Virginia, indoor plumbing, how you've grown!) so is it an outhouse?

Can We Get a Lid on This Coffin?

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Can We Get a Lid on This Coffin?
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I want to feel like I'm being laid to rest in the funeral dream sequence in "Heathers" every time I take a bath.

Care to Watch?

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Care to Watch?
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I always invite my friends into the restroom with me so as to not interrupt the flow of conversation. I'm so glad they have a place to sit.

Just Smear That Anywhere

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Just Smear That Anywhere
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You really couldn't think of a different color scheme? A solid color? No? Did you lose a bet?

Now, Spit

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Now, Spit
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My architect is also my dentist. I got a discount.

Privacy Please?

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Privacy Please?
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We've considered building walls but it's just so charmingly rustic.

I'm All Wrinkly

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I'm All Wrinkly
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I'd turn into the pruniest prune who ever pruned if I ever spent any time here because I would never ever get out of the tub!