Honey Will You Trim the Couch Today?

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Honey Will You Trim the Couch Today?
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Don't forget to water your furniture or the neighbors will complain!

You're Doing it Right

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You're Doing it Right
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I would so buy a house from someone named after my favorite snack food.

Slowest Mudslide Ever

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Slowest Mudslide Ever
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Some hobbity houses were clearly dug into the hillside, this dwelling looks as if it was devoured by it.

Toilet Convention

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Toilet Convention
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We are here to discuss accepting a new member. Though he requires a brick to hold his lid closed, we think Roger here will be a great asset to the club as he's an eloquent speaker and accessorizes well to boot.

FOREVER ALONE

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FOREVER ALONE
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Live alone? Only have enough dishes for one? Here is the saddest, most defeatist dishwasher in the world. Enjoy your glass of after dinner tears.