My butler lights it for me every night as I pull into my private lot.

Pause at the comma in the middle and read your way out to the edges.

That was one hell of an earthquake!

This house will set your head a-spinnin'!

There is always room for more. Genius!

And when you're not using it to store beauty products, you can hide small refugees or illegal pets!

I wouldn't mind being abducted if I could hang out in this awesome tub all day.