Faded spines be damned! Give your books some sun!

Man, no amount of Rid will kill those suckers. Thank you, architects for alerting me to a possible terrifying moment.

I'll just pee wherever, I've gone blind!

Something to keep in mind as a possible design perk in a flood zone.

Oh deer. Well, it's better than a collection of taxidermy I suppose.

As my staircase keeps rolling along!

I think M. C. Escher would approve.

I'm one of those people who sometimes tries to read and walk at the same time on my way home from the bus. This looks way safer.