Some things should maybe be left to the professionals. This isn't fooling anyone.

My architect is also my dentist. I got a discount.

Obviously they aren't planning to watch Breaking Bad because we all know that's the best show on television and has no place in the toilet.

Chair is feeling a little carsick. I know that feel, Chair.

Okay guys, it's settled. We are moving into a giant industrial loft space and we'll sleep in these little cells. Like in Step Up 3D. Yes, I went there.

Ohhh... Hagrid is not going to like this, not one little bit!

J. K. Rowling is buying these for her kids. For the yard. To play in. Does she perhaps need a live-in au pair?