She locked me out in the rain!
When it comes down to a desperate moment, would you be willing to sacrifice the readability of your books in order to build a shelter? What classic tomes would form the strongest foundation for an igloo of literature anyway?
Don't put your drink near the edge, he'll knock it off with his tail.
This home be guarded by dinosaurs! Abandon hope all ye etc.
Send popcorn a few times a day and make sure my water is fresh. I'll be fine.
Action! Bed! Action! Couch! Action! Get a bottle of water from the fridge without leaving bed! Action! Get drunk on the roof!
Look, if I'm expected to engage in Alien hatching roleplay, I demand a stab at authenticity.
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