Stairs From Nowhere

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Stairs From Nowhere
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Imagine coming downstairs after a shower wearing less than enough clothes and not realizing you have a visitor until you are absolutely face to face with them. Welcome to your new dream house!

Pennies From Heaven

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Pennies From Heaven
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let's just hope the showerhead doesn't actually shoot pennies at you. Spending the day covered in welts and smelling like, well, pennies would suck.

Can I Stay Over?

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Once on a trip to LA with a bunch of friends we rented a mansion in the Hollywood hills and ended up next door to Forest Whitaker. True story! He didn't invite us over for a nap, sadly.

Also, Kate Walsh has nice PJs!

Built By Witchcraft

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Built By Witchcraft
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And here is where we draw the pentagram every evening to give praise to our dark lord and enjoy a nice fire.

Late 80s Dreams

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Late 80s Dreams
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Someone got a hold of my diary from 1987 I see. I'm fairly certain that I proclaimed everything in the world should be checkered and minimal forever. The only thing missing are those rubbery velour foam blankets we always had a stack of in the van for road trips. Mildewy!

OCD Fantasy

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OCD Fantasy
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There are few things I enjoy as much as trimming my table with scissors and a ruler. Perfection!