A Somber Holiday

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A Somber Holiday
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Don't get too excited kids, this year has been tough, we're decorating what we've got and wrapping up your old toys. Oh stop crying, the gods of Easter Island don't look favorably on whiners.

Classy Parking

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Classy Parking
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My butler lights it for me every night as I pull into my private lot.

Orderly Nature

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Orderly Nature
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We don't want the geraniums getting any ideas about returning to nature. Keep them isolated, don't let them fraternize, and they won't give you any trouble.

My, What a Handsome Dresser

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My, What a Handsome Dresser
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GAH! It's like that thing that Beetlejuice's face does out of the view of the camera that scares the crap out of everyone.

Hidden Water

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Isn't "hidden water" when your toddler pees somewhere he shouldn't and doesn't tell you about it?

Lovely Listers: Antonio Gaudi

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Lovely Listers: Antonio Gaudi
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Hello from Barcelona! Okay so I'm not writing this from Barcelona, but I am there right now and that's pretty cool right? I'm writing from the past, like a ghost, or something. Are ghosts necessarily old? ANYWAY! Gaudi! He's really something special.