The neighbors tend to stop by to check on us at odd times. They're terrifying.
Because having ONLY a giant chandelier just isn't enough. You've gotta work a disco ball in there for it to be truly opulent.
You better be wearing a flag lapel pin and you better damn well salute on your way out the door or I'll sic the eagle on you.
Just because you don't have a floor and there is water damage and creepy lighting and mold and probably lots of crawling things everywhere... okay let's go now.
Just remember, when you're living in a church god sees everything. EVERYTHING. Would you behave that way in church?
Sadly once the spores are fertilized, you can't choose where your fixtures end up.
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