Hey, we spent $5.5 million on the place. We're not gonna let a little water damage get us down.
Let's snuggle up, Mr. Piggie, Dancing With the Stars is on! Did you eat all my popcorn?
I think John Waters truly said it best when he said "If you go home with somebody, and they don't have books, don't [eff] them!"
Chair, when you're done doing your homework you can watch TV but not a minute sooner.
Who needs rooms when you've got THIS? Winter is getting to me, clearly.
The silhouettes of old dead people aren't creepy enough, can you make them look like they're coming after me?
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