I would so buy a house from someone named after my favorite snack food.
If I had a wall of legos in my house I'd be busting through it like the Kool-Aid man all the time. "OOOHHHHHH YEAAAAAAAH!"
There better be springboards to launch into the center cubbies. That's where I'm hiding, check before you vault into my quiet place.
I will not disturb the clean lines and cubist facade of my home with a pedestrian kitchen! This baby folds into a block and hides in plain sight!
Think of all the time you'll spend scrubbing toothpaste off that thing.
What a coincidence! I also have a church front hidden indoors behind roll-up furniture store doors! We must be soul mates!
Mosaics, busts, bronze curiosities, esoteric symbols... I just need to find a bathroom.
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