He's Got His Eye on Me

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He's Got His Eye on Me
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This garage does not want your prying eyes coming near.

Welcome Home

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Welcome Home
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Needs a pulley system to lift my groceries. No way I'm hauling a 50 pound bag of dog food up there.

All Hail Bed!

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All Hail Bed!
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This is going to be a stretch but there used to be this hardcore band called Botch who I saw once in probably 1998 where there were multi-directional lights coming out from under the drummer's platform just like this! The rest of the band faced him while they played and it was like they were worshiping at the altar of the kick drum.

What I'm getting at is, instead of an alarm clock, I want a late '90s hardcore moshpit in my bedroom and I'll never be late to work again.

Ready For Christmas!

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Ready For Christmas!
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This is a clear sign you've got an unhealthy love for the holidays.

Top Heavy Tension

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Top Heavy Tension
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Keep quiet, the giant muffin top could crush the glass walls at any moment.

Sprouted Like Mushrooms

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Sprouted Like Mushrooms
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Sadly once the spores are fertilized, you can't choose where your fixtures end up.

John Waters Approved

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John Waters Approved
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Is it just me or does this bring up all sorts of memories of the Egg Man and Edith Massey?