That poor turtle probably had a much better decorated house inside that shell, you monster.
Sorry, you'll never ever ever get me to step over that gap to get into the loft pod thingy. In my brain that gap has all the sucking vacuum power of a black hole and will surely kill me.
That damn chair keeps me up all hours of the night. Hisssssss, ping, clank, clank, bong, ping!
I don't have room for all the iconic furniture of my dreams. I don't even have the shelf space for the scale miniatures. I have found a solution to my problems!
Sometimes you have to make a few concessions for a really great place.
It's important to always have a choice between the hot tub, the pool and the ocean. Can you imagine being stuck with only one?
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