Go ahead, sit down, don't give a second thought to your lovely hardwood floors and the punishment I'm about to give that shiny finish.
This is what all of us Cheez employees had growing up. They were grooming us from a very young age you see. It involves time travel, go watch the movie "Primer," it's complicated.
Vacations are an exercise in cognitive behavioral therapy. Summers are really a time for growth.
I'm not sure if I could handle the dreams I'd have with three terrifying bucking horses in my bedroom.
You need some serious arm strength to get up this ramp in a wheelchair. We only serve beefy beefcakes.
Everyone please stand RIGHT HERE and look at my couch. Okay thanks for coming over, bye!
Just be sure to close that trap door once you retrieve your wine or you've got one heck of a drunken tripping hazard on you hands. Or shins, rather.
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