I hate water but I love to make it rain

Cash money!

Thats right, half now, half when you bring me the yorkie's head.

Murder issa difficult bizness.

Why does my credit card show ANOTHER charge from Bob's bird world?

Yoo shudn't hab gibben me yoar info!!

Where there'z a will Ai wuntz ta be in it

Ah, yes. Da onlee paper ai will nebur shred.

Can we just write the pizza guy a CHECK? I only found 75 cents in there... and someplace called "Narnia"...

Awl money is good for is foods and getting lost in cowches.

Money can't buy happi But it can buy ice cream Dats kinda de saem

Wait, wuts dis guy doin eeting mai ice cream?!

I'm sorry sir - we only accept Visa, Mastercard, and American Express.

Credit card? Ai'm nawt sure if ai hab one ob dose...