Why does my credit card show ANOTHER charge from Bob's bird world?
Yoo shudn't hab gibben me yoar info!!
Where there'z a will
Ai wuntz ta be in it
Ah, yes. Da onlee paper ai will nebur shred.
Money can't buy happi But it can buy ice cream
Dats kinda de saem
Wait, wuts dis guy doin eeting mai ice cream?!
I'm sorry sir - we only accept Visa, Mastercard, and American Express.
Credit card? Ai'm nawt sure if ai hab one ob dose...
YU meen it costz munniez to call Maru in Japan?!
Oh. So dats wut bills awr.
OK! uz ned a nu carburatur! dat wil be 150 moniez
Okay, so mebbe ai'm not da best mechanick.
You want cuddles on demand? Here's $20, buy a dog
Srsly. Taek ur pik.