Can we just write the pizza guy a CHECK? I only found 75 cents in there... and someplace called "Narnia"...
Awl money is good for is foods and getting lost in cowches.
Money can't buy happi But it can buy ice cream
Dats kinda de saem
Wait, wuts dis guy doin eeting mai ice cream?!
I'm sorry sir - we only accept Visa, Mastercard, and American Express.
Credit card? Ai'm nawt sure if ai hab one ob dose...
YU meen it costz munniez to call Maru in Japan?!
Oh. So dats wut bills awr.
OK! uz ned a nu carburatur! dat wil be 150 moniez
Okay, so mebbe ai'm not da best mechanick.
You want cuddles on demand? Here's $20, buy a dog
Srsly. Taek ur pik.
Great I have her subdued! Grab her purse and get her credit cards!
Ai kno wuts on mai wishlist.
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