I'm sorry sir - we only accept Visa, Mastercard, and American Express.
Credit card? Ai'm nawt sure if ai hab one ob dose...
YU meen it costz munniez to call Maru in Japan?!
Oh. So dats wut bills awr.
OK! uz ned a nu carburatur! dat wil be 150 moniez
Okay, so mebbe ai'm not da best mechanick.
You want cuddles on demand? Here's $20, buy a dog
Srsly. Taek ur pik.
Great I have her subdued! Grab her purse and get her credit cards!
Ai kno wuts on mai wishlist.
Okay according to my calculations ONLY 25% of your disposable income is spent on me. You need to cancel cable and quit wearing socks.
Lemme check mai calcoolashuns...
Wutz up wif dis? I sed kash or gif kards.
ai wrote a wishlist an ebberything...
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