You want cuddles on demand? Here's $20, buy a dog
Srsly. Taek ur pik.
Great I have her subdued! Grab her purse and get her credit cards!
Ai kno wuts on mai wishlist.
Okay according to my calculations ONLY 25% of your disposable income is spent on me. You need to cancel cable and quit wearing socks.
Lemme check mai calcoolashuns...
Wutz up wif dis? I sed kash or gif kards.
ai wrote a wishlist an ebberything...
DO NOT ASK HOW MONEY GOT HERE. JUST CONTINUE DELIVERING THOSE "PACKAGES" FOR ME.
ai swayrz ai iznt doin anyfing illeeglol...
$5 million a year?! Ai modelz tu!!
ai iz gunna b a star!!
You may think I'm rich They're mostly one's
ai IZ richard, tho!
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