Did yoo remembur tu label da goggie too?
WHere's my money? WHERE IS IT!!
Doan't maek me repeet da qwestion!
I hate water but I love to make it rain
Thats right, half now, half when you bring me the yorkie's head.
Murder issa difficult bizness.
Why does my credit card show ANOTHER charge from Bob's bird world?
Yoo shudn't hab gibben me yoar info!!
Where there'z a will
Ai wuntz ta be in it
Ah, yes. Da onlee paper ai will nebur shred.
Can we just write the pizza guy a CHECK? I only found 75 cents in there... and someplace called "Narnia"...
Awl money is good for is foods and getting lost in cowches.
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