DAFUQ

lolwut is dat

Maybe you and me baby could go somewhere quiet Somewhere a little more Loki

I know sumplaece that is just divine...

I'VE NEVER BEEN SO INSULTED HOW DARE YOU SAY I'M INBRED

Hao dare u be so direspekful ob mai culture.

Invisible View-Master

Anudder fun toy foar mai invisible collekshun.

Make sure you read instructions Don't put batteries in wrong place!

He needs sum rechargin'.

Hunh? No, I iz nawt dat bad kitteh yoo lookin for. I iz BUNNEH. See da feets?

Yoo kittehs can nebber fool me.

Iz killed da watah spewin snake. Bathtime now ovah!

Please to leave nao??!