Don't mind me please, do continue...
U see nuffin. Go abawt yoar business.
YO! C'mere. Covers fell off.
Hop tew it, slaev!!
I'm awake. So why am I not eating?
A kitteh has needs, u kno.
Take me to your leader
If deres wun thing ai know, its nebber tu trust a xenomorph.
I'm holding a grudge only because I lack the dexterity to hold a shotgun.
Gib me a few weeks at da firin range and we'll see then.
TRYING TO CUDDLE A WET CAT IS A BAD IDEA.
WHY DID I EVEN THINK THIS WOULD WORK?!
Can we just write the pizza guy a CHECK? I only found 75 cents in there... and someplace called "Narnia"...
Awl money is good for is foods and getting lost in cowches.
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