I'm holding a grudge only because I lack the dexterity to hold a shotgun.
Gib me a few weeks at da firin range and we'll see then.
TRYING TO CUDDLE A WET CAT IS A BAD IDEA.
WHY DID I EVEN THINK THIS WOULD WORK?!
Can we just write the pizza guy a CHECK? I only found 75 cents in there... and someplace called "Narnia"...
Awl money is good for is foods and getting lost in cowches.
Pweez to stand by...we seemz to be ekzpeerinsing teknikul difikulteez.
Assidents happen, ai guess.
Hunh. This is not Oz, or Narnia, or the Shire, or any of the many mystical kingdoms frequently found at the other end of mysterious portals.
Ai'll maek it dere eventually.
For me??? I'm...I'm touched.
Is nawt wut ai asked foar... IS EBBEN BETTUR.
HEY I JUST PET YOU AND THIS IS CRAZY
BUT YOU'RE A KITTY
SO CLAW ME MAYBE
Ai can't get dat song owt ob mai hed. AND AI LUB IT.
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