Sometimes I question my sanity. Occasionally it replies.
Sanity is relatib.
None were prepared for the zomkitty invasion.
DOAN'T MAEK EYE CONTACT. JUSS RUN.
Don't mind sharing dinner with the local raccoons but what the hell is THAT?!
Wutebber he is he's hogging all ob mai food.
He's da hero ICHC desurves...
OVERCOME BY HIS OWN STUDLINESS, FLUFFMASTER G FAINTED AT THE SIGHT OF HIS GORGEOUS BODY.
Maybee he's born wid it...
Real men head boop with kittens.
Yoo woan't mind if ai just wipe dis, rite?
Everything you make Every bite you take Ai'll be watching you
And if yoo won't feed me, ai'll do it maiself...