HEY I JUST PET YOU AND THIS IS CRAZY
BUT YOU'RE A KITTY
SO CLAW ME MAYBE
Ai can't get dat song owt ob mai hed. AND AI LUB IT.
Radar cat hears you opening that tuna.
Awl da better to seek and destroy wib, mai deer.
Did yoo lerns to dribe in a country wher dey duzzent hab STOP SIGNS?
Dis is mai purrsonal hell.
OMG MY NEW CAT HOUSE IS JUST AMAZING!!!
I mean, just lying on top of it...
where's that carboard box it came in?
Ai lub AWL mai boxes.
Pweez to stand by...we seemz to be ekzpeerinsing teknikul difikulteez.
Assidents happen, ai guess.
What? It's hooman childeh's birfday party...? OK, I reddies now!
Helmets maek ebberyfing safer.
Take me to your leader
If deres wun thing ai know, its nebber tu trust a xenomorph.
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