The new cat smells funny.

Smells like a mystery, to me.

What do they mean, "Not for sits"?

If it fits, ai will ALWAYS sits.

What am I wearing? What kind of question is that?!

...is dis a come awn?

BASEMENT CAT MINION FINDER OF SOULZ AND STEALER OF CANDEE, OR STEALER OF SOULZ FINDER OF CANDEE. MINION CONFUUSED!

Ai has a confuzzlold.

WHUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTT???

WHAT IS DIS I DON'T EBBEN

Devo? Who dat?

q: r we nawt hoominz? a: we iz kittehz!

Now that I caught it, what do I DO with it?

dat part alwayz confyoozes meh 2.