I have no idea what this says

u an ebery udder kitteh.

i wanted to be mario but teh pipe is no working

mebbe itz jus clogged wif kitteh hayrz?

Dude, if dat toot was yours, I need to up my meds.

an wai doez it smel liek mint!!?

Ok Human... Is this a hint?

u noez hao we feelz bowt bebbehs...

Okay, so where DID I stash the catnip?

itz alwayz a slippurree sloap...

i can do teh dance, but isnt dis bit mutch?

but jus fink ob hao much creem u cud fit in der!

where iz mai another eyebrown

mebbe it gawt curld away?