WHAT THE DUCK???
Ai am nawt sorree foar mai pottymouth.
I HAS A TORTILLA... WHAT I DO WIF IT
Well dere's lawts ob things to do wif dem! Liek... liek... well akshully ai doan't kno.
The new cat smells funny.
Smells like a mystery, to me.
What do they mean, "Not for sits"?
If it fits, ai will ALWAYS sits.
What am I wearing? What kind of question is that?!
...is dis a come awn?
BASEMENT CAT MINION FINDER OF SOULZ AND STEALER OF CANDEE, OR STEALER OF SOULZ FINDER OF CANDEE. MINION CONFUUSED!
Ai has a confuzzlold.
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