Dog: So that hole on top of your head isn't a cup holder then? Sorry about trying to put my Big Glup drink in it & almost suffocating you bro
Dolphin: Nopte it's a blowhole...no worries it's commonly mistaken for a drink holder
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Hey You iz totally lookin great girl
fank u soo much!
plz wer pantz!!!!!!!!!
ai seez a good pair ob pants rite in front ob meh!
Hey y'all! Paula Deen is on TV talkin' 'bout butter again!
oh boy! u noes how much ai lubs buttah!
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ackshully, ai don't want 2. fanks anyway!
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