plz wer pantz!!!!!!!!!
ai seez a good pair ob pants rite in front ob meh!
Hey y'all! Paula Deen is on TV talkin' 'bout butter again!
oh boy! u noes how much ai lubs buttah!
Wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?
ackshully, ai don't want 2. fanks anyway!
uh, skuze u dis a prybit combersashun
If I've told you ONCE I've told you a THOUSAND TIMES
wut did u say?
Get off teh lawn! We haz no komment on teh allejed mailman insident.
teh attack came frum above!