uh, skuze u dis a prybit combersashun
If I've told you ONCE I've told you a THOUSAND TIMES
wut did u say?
Get off teh lawn! We haz no komment on teh allejed mailman insident.
teh attack came frum above!
o hai kin ai boroe a kuppa kibble?
my frend and ai r maykin' my frend and ai r maykina casserole!
ALBARK EINSTEIN DISCUSSES RELATIVITY
he iz werkin wif dis goggie on very important sciences!